yummy cum

All cum; esp. cum that is produced after eating a lot of bananas, pasta, or drinking a lot of pineapple juice.

"John ate Italian food for the last three days; I gave him a blowjob and he gave me dessert. I love to swallow a hot, steamy load of yummy cum."

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happy sperm

Sperm that is being ejaculated esp. into the vaginal,oral, or anal orifice of a hottie.

"My god, luke, did you see the ass on that bitch with the skinny fuckstick."

"He may be a fuckstick, but he has some happy sperm."

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dystextlia

Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.

Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."

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