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An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a manâs penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.
Last night was crazy bro, I heard Samantha gave you the forbidden balloon puppy!
A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander canât go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.
a movement in which you stick your feet into a drunk mans asshole forcing him to annaly clip your toe nails.
dude i got dirty jettln'd last night at the party
this is a movement in which one sticks there toes in a drunk mans asshole anally clipping their nails
dude i got dirty jettln'd last night