technological psychosis

Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.

WFE: Honey, we need to talk.

Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.

Chain Dipper

A person who is constantly dipping Snuff Tobacco. Much like a chain smoker, Chain Dipping involves moist snuff tobacco. See Skoal

David Joe: Man, Billy Bob is always spitting brown shit out of his mouth.
Jim Bob: Yup thats cause he's a Chain Dipper, Lipper Son Bitch!