leto bird-flu

a sickness such as a cold, cough, fever, or random other sickness that you come down with 1 -3 days after coming into contact with musician/actor Jared Leto, drummer Shannon Leto, guitarist Tomo Milicevic, fill in bassist Tim Kelleher, former bass player Matt Wachter, or any other member of the crew for the band 30 Seconds To Mars. This illness's origin is unknown, but is rumored to be caused by germs that are transfered to you from said people, who originally got it from jet-setting across the world and coming into contact with lots of fans, groupies, skanks, media personnel, and other celebrities. It's virtually a sickness cesspool.

1: "Man, I feel sick."

2: "It could be Leto bird-flu, you did just get back from that 30 seconds to mars concert."

1: "True. I feel like puking."

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lohan'd out

the act of and taking pictures of, you and/or your friends staging or pretending to randomly pass out in outrageous places. The more outrageous the better. This act is to poke fun at or imitate the pictures of actress Lindsay Lohan when she was passed out/cracked out in the front seat of a car that were made famous by tabloids in 2007. Made popular by myspacers Jeremy Zane! and Katie Conceited while bored at a concert in Oct 2007.

my friends and I lohan'd out. It was hilarious

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