Jace

Alpha who makes all the ladies wet. Not gay (do not listen to the rumors). He's kind of funny and somewhat likable, but all of this is cancelled out by the fact that he is a communist. Self-reportedly has a massive slong (he should not be trusted). Goes to church every Sunday and is very active in his community (in more ways than one). He is excellent at not giving into his homosexual urges.

"Do NOT call Jace the 'g' word!!"

"Jace is one of the best Plants vs. Zombies players in the entire tri-state area."

"I'm not gay, but Jace... whew"

"Jace, please stop watching Big Mouth and come back to bed!!"

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