Zayn

Whatta hottie, anyone with this name is instantly hot and sexy, omg hes packing the biggest shlongy. 6 pack and a ferocious snack, instantly make your day before you blink. Hes a freak in bed while you give him head. You won't regret ever seeing him, hell make you smile while you groom him. You'll call him daddy and hell smack your phatty.

Her: "Im going out tonight"
Her Best friend: "omg with who"
Her: "With Zayn"
Her Best Friend: "Wth, omg, how, hes so hot and funny, you're so lucky, can we share him pretty please"
Her: "No sorry, im already sharing him with all my sisters"