smoke trees

(verb) - to smoke marijuana

"Who you think taught you to smoke trees?" -Dr. Dre in 'Forgot About Dre

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shizzy

(noun) shit, esp. in the sense meaning "stuff" (adverb) of poor quality, or of good quality, depending on context

Where's my shizzy at? (stuff)
I stepped in some shizzy today. (shit)
That stuff is shizzy! (good)
He did a shizzy job on his report. (poor)

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slazer

(noun) a slut; formed from the abbreviation for Simulated LASER, but came to mean slut due to the its initial sound

That girl is such a slazer

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jawsome

(adjective, adverb, interjection) awesome; coined by the Street Sharks action figures and cartoon show

Jawsome!

I did jawesome on that test.

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Selects

1. Women of the finest and most choice quality in terms of beauty and booty. See example a

2. Someone's chosen significant other who was picked over others for personal reasons. See example b

3. A woman who a man would never in this lifetime lay his hands on. See example c

A. Mariah carey, now that's my selects!

B. Rob dissed his boys. He went to chill with his selects instead.

C. (Upon walking down the street and seeing a portly woman) There goes Mark's selects!

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choade

(noun) The skin between a male's scrotum and anus

Keep your choade clean

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fizix

(noun) an alternate spelling for "physics"

I have a fizix midterm tomorrow.

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