roying

When a confident hetrosexual male decides to set himself a challenge and find a sexual partner for the evening. He must then attempt to try and pull a straight middle aged business person of the male variety, preferably married.

1: Look, there goes Jimbo. He's pulling some weird bloke this evening.
2: James is so gay
1: No, he's just Roying

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teabug

When you are stuck on a difficult programming task and decide to take a break to make work collegues and yourself a tea. While fermenting the hot brown liquid you realise the solution.

Can often be a more delightful way of debugging.

Teabugging also be applied to other forms of problem solving.

It's no use, this .Net code is going to need a teabug. Hey - get your balls out of my face, I said a tea-BUG!

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oily rag

a cigarette, or the act of smoking one

I'm going downstairs for an oily rag and a dump.

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