go astronaut

`verb; meaning to get so obsessively jealous in a relationship, one would go to extraordinary methods to hurt a potential competitor.

Used on some late night TV after the February 2007 incident where a lovesick astronaut, Lisa Nowak, drove 900 miles in diapers to confront and threaten a rival for the affections of her boy friend

Not as fatal as going postal, in most cases...

Actually it seems everybody on the OC is ready to go astronaut at the same time.

My first wife went astronaut on my girlfriend when she found out I took her to Branson for her birthday. Fortunately the cops were there

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webonym

Noun: handle; label for web author's "pen name" i.e. someone who has a reason to stay anonymous.

Etymology: probably from Web + pseudonym

Locale: Bay Area

He posted under his webonym on forums and wikis, but some bloggers outed him as the original author of the piece.

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TSAW

The Stupids Are Winning

(Texting, IM, Twitter shorthand)

They want to kill the economy to save it. TSAW!

They want a black dude who's whiter than they are. TSAW!

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