fu mannchez

A desperate attempt at a moustache. Generally the half hearted attempt resembles a top lip that has recently been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.

Somebody should let that guy know he’s rocking a fu mannchez. His girlfriend must be so embarrassed.

Toowoomba Stare

A slack-jawed attempt at conveying interest in another person. Generally noticed whilst driving an automobile, the "Toowoomba Stare" will present itself as a mouth opened look of contempt with unbroken eye contact as you drive by. Drool and glazed-over eyes may also be present.

Person One "What the fuck is that retard looking at?"
Person Two "Don't mind him, thats just the Toowoomba Stare."