A tragic first touch to control the ball in the sport of football (soccer).
You would've scored that huge chance if you hadn't taken a lukaku.
Roshan! You and your lukaku cost us the game again you useless fucking cunt.
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A friend, who you aren't in a relationship with, who you use to curve ugly and annoying females and/or males.
I didn't want any ugly girls flirting with me so Deshvin stood in as my curve bitch during the carnival.
Dilshan is a great curve bitch, yesterday annoying dudes were sliding into my dms and he told them all to fuck off.
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A goldish-brown colour.
Hey Harleen! Teddy, your Toy Poodle, is a beautiful shade of pertepy.
An individual who's rude, but cool. Often, a lover of dark memes and extremely racist comedy.
I told Deshvin a racist joke and she loved it, she's just so crool.
The action of moving your goalkeeper in FIFA to predict where your opposition is going to shoot.
"HA! Get predacted, cock-sucker. I knew you'd shoot near-post you obvious cunt!"
"What a predaction, bitch! Nice finesse shot, shame I was standing far-post 3 hours before you did it."