quumf

The art of sniffing ladies' bicycle seats. Well-documented in Viz Magazine. See also, snudge.

Quumfer: Oo-er, I was, er, quumfing your seat missus...
Quumfee: Get out of my house.

21st Century Humor

ayo the pizza here! oh, n word! ow, my ears burn! white people be like. then it go brap brap brap. black people be like. duggee. grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love. the kind of deals that make you *plants vs zombies victory theme* *fart noise* *taco bell noise* this n word really think he. "man licking camera* *fnaf hallway ambience sound* hellooooo i'm the nostalgia critic, i remember it so you- you give me fire, i give you rock. good deal. *gemma collins falls over* *nussy noise* *another fart noise*

that was some 21st Century Humor

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