Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeasts

Attempt by "calorically challenged" women to describe themselves in a flattering manner as if we don't know that it really means superchunky. :D

That morbidly obese Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeast thinks she's "beautiful" when she's in fact an ugly cow.

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FUPA

An acronym for "Fat Upper Pelvic Area".
Something fat mingers have.

Middle-aged men (often repressed married Christian types) sometimes get a sick fetish for fat people too.
See 'Bodacious Bovine Wilderbeasts'.

It's not "big", it's a fucking fat hippo with a huge FUPA.

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