As a comrade of potato, dauphinois is the feeling of being completely mashed and tired from a Not Not Massive Sunday. Your resources are depleted but the satisfaction of doing straight bits on a Sunday leaves you in a state of dauphinois.
"How are you feeling after last night?". "Mate, I'm completely dauphinois!".
The art of doing unreal bits. As a cousin of Nacho Monreal, when you do Myron Tings you do insane sourcery.
âWhat did you do tonight?â, âI did Myron Tingsâ