paint it white

To participate in an evening of debaucherous celebration, often involving bar hopping and tail chasing. Usually applies to males only.

Often, "paint the town white," is used to express a hyperbolic covering of a large area with semen. This conveys the message of extreme debauchery.

"Can't wait for you to come back, bro. We'll head down to Hermosa and paint it white."

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pineapple

Rarely used slang for vagina.

I'm gonna kiss your eyes
Then I'm gonna kiss your neck
Then I'm gonna kiss your tummy
Then I'm gonna kiss your PINEAPPLE (whoo!)
--The B-52's: "Strobe Light"

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tl;dw

Stands for "too long; didn't watch." Used most commonly by someone with a life whenever someone else posts a ten-minute long YouTube video in a thread.

User 1: Dude check this scene out from Star Trek: {link}

User 2: *click* tl;dw

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