Gmail

Gmail is the best way to get spam

google fanboy: 0mg gmail iz teh xdddddd!!!!1!!!1!!1!11!111!1111
google fanboy: all the pointless emailz r xd'd into thhe zpam xd!!!!!!!!!!!!
Outlook user: That is true, if the only thing you value is newsletters in your inbox.
google fanboy: well you use powerpoint so i dont' trusst yuo loololololololl
Outlook user: well i have support for 50 gb of emails, and who needs to send an attachment of 20 mb or more?
google fanboy: what's junk email????
Outlook user: it's what you call spam
google fanboy: ok you are idiot
Outlook user: I believe that you are looking for yourself
google fanboy: your corerct

Windows Vista

If you can't even run this with or without aero, get a new computer
Oh and user account control will save you one day
256 mb is the actual minimum if you are okay with the basic theme, 512 mb is the minimum if you want aero to work properly

LInux fanboy: hi stop using widnwos is inseccufre
Windows XP user: don't worry its xp not vista
Windows Vista user: the reason my computer works with vista is because i don't use 2002 hardware, you should have at least 256 mb of ram for vista, 512 mb if you are even hoping for vista to not crash on aero, i have only 512 mb of ram
Windows XP user: *sobs* it's true, my computer is ancient, i have 5 antiviruses, and my computer gets infected and hacked on an average of every 31 minutes
Linux fanboy: get linux it doesn't have viruses
Windows Vista user: i have only 1 antivirus and i don't need real time protection, because i kept user account control on
Linux fanboy: *ugly
Linux fanboy: i couldn't even change the theme
Windows Vista user: you are really quite the troll lol
Linux fanboy has left the chat
Windows XP user: why is my computer hacked?
Windows Vista user: and why do i have a user account control dialog out of nowhere
Windows XP user: i see a command prompt and it's deleting all files
Windows Vista user: i'll click no because i don't trust the source of the dialog
Windows XP user: my computer's rebooting
Windows XP user: so my computer is broke, the same way deleting system32 breaks it
Windows Vista user: i saved myself by clicking no on user account control