Feed the Zombie

When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.

After that 6 pack of burritos I had to feed the zombie. The toilet was then clogged.

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Foxtrot Charlie

Phonetic for Fake Cheer used in code to protect the parties involved. Usually a male of small stature who will cheer for a sports team when he really has no clue, no affiliation, and no real reason to be a fan other than it seems to be the cool thing to do at the time.

ANNOUNCER: "Reggie Bush has run another one into the endzone"
FOXTROT CHARLIE: "Whooo...Homerun!!!!"
BAR PATRONS: ...complete silence...
FOXTROT CHARLIE: "Whooo..." clapping loudly.

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stuarted

When an annoying person overly uses a moviebit, phrase, impersonation, or action of some sort. It will then be unusable for future reference.

"I feel the need for speed!" Sorry can't use that quote, it's already been Stuarted.

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Bridle Party

Placing a horse bit in the mouth of a girl who is missing back teeth. Reins are attached to the bit and are pulled during doggy style sex. Similar to riding a horse with a bridle.

During my honeymoon, I gave Vanessa a bridle party. I am now divorced.

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