J-Pack

v.
To employ the art of removing the contents of ones back pack, followed by the reversing of the afore-mentioned bag so that it is inside out, and finished by replacing the materials inside of the flipped bag and zipping it shut.

On the last day of school 8th period english J-Packed Ms. Matthews, the blondest teacher ever.

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The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

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kinkaz

clique from chilltown who holdin down the anr block of jsq

who ya niggas...
we bang the knkz! whats good!
damn that block mad gully

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Cascading Bailure

When making plans with a group, if one person bails, so will multiple others.

We were going to go to brunch until Dan had to go into the city instead. After that John started "feeling sick" and Isabel "had to work", and the whole thing fell apart. It was a serious case of cascading bailure.

Foot Punch

To punch somebody with your foot.

Kick.

If you keep saying dumb stuff I'll foot punch you in the face.

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hungy

1.) Hungry to the point of cannibalistic cravings.
2.) Desire to eat fish tacos.

Comes from being so hungry that you cannot logically type or pronounce the word... you also end us saying "hungy" whenever you are muff diving.

at one point i go so hungy i decided i would hunt down all those damned middle schoolers and eat them

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odd donny

a person who is acting odd/weird. This was created by Henry Fair

seb is an odd donny