Anted

When something has become afflicted by the effects of ants, be it covered with, eaten by, or even turned into an ant.

I left out my meatball on the counter and now it's anted

Stank Mullet

A state where the hair on the back of ones head becomes somewhat long and looses cleanliness, making the hair hard to part or comb.

"Oh jeez my hair is too long and I have a stank mullet, I should get a hair cut"

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Poonana

When a banana becomes old, mushy, brown, and begins to resemble poo.

"I left a banana on the ground for some weeks, now looking back on it, it has become a poonana"

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