mehsturbation

the act of some mindless, repetitive task to which one is indifferent, to the point on disgust... see meh

"Yeah - I had to give up on arguing that point in the forum with those idiots - they don't have a clue and I really don't care... kinda got tired of the mehsturbation there..."

swallogize

to apologize by way of sincere oral sexual favors - somewhat analogous to make up sex...

After I loaned her my car and she wrecked it, Laney felt she needed to swallogize - it didn't fix my car, but that girl could suck the chrome off a bumper...

(It's never too late to swallogize)