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After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.
an engorged discolored state of the cock
After taking the purple rhino, that bitch went strait to the gyno.
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An Asian looking person, who isn't actually Asian, acting like a douche at a Chinese restaurant.
Mr. Crab Rangdouche over here is taking way to long to order.
A short chick who is acting like a cunt.
I would call her a big cunt but, she is too damn short so she 's a cunt tot.
7👍 1👎
When ejaculate is transferred from one female to another by way of mouth.
I was screwing my girl and finished in her mouth she then turned and started the gravy train with her best friends.
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A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young
I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.