Nationalism

The belief that sliding out of a vagina in one area rather than another is important.

Nationalist: Wow, my country is the best country in the world and I totally do nationalism!
Someone: Why, and who cares?
Nationalist: Because, um, hey shut up or I'll hurt you.

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Beef Cloud

A cloud of rancid-smelling gas, released from the anus. It is usually possible to detect what the releaser has eaten when it makes contact with your nose.

Aw man, chris had steak last night, I can smell his beef cloud from here!

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