edouche

n. An edouche can be defined as an ex cyber-boyfriend who has generally proven himself to be worthless as a human being aka aggro1.

After 9 months of celibacy and promises of his undying love, the edouche dumped me to go live with his new ghetto-ass girlfriend and stuck me with $200 in charges for the termination fees on his phone which, of course, I paid the bill for every month.

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