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when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside
Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster
The panties found on the dead corpse of Jonbenet Ramsey. Her panties were SOAKED with spit.
Patsy: Did you find my daughter's body?!
Officer: I'm sorry ma'am, we haven't...but we found her soiled spit panties.
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When you vacuum an asshole so hard it then becomes a swollen inside out mess.
Oh my god, Hailey Joel Osment turned his asshole inside out with a vacuum last night; now he has a nigger pimple!
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The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.
Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.
A pussy that is dry and crusty, like the top of a finely baked French or perhaps Belgian strudel but, (similar to the strudel) It is glazed in a fine cum sauce.
Maria sure got a pussy strudel last night after that gang bang right Jamock?
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