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Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.

Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016


Urban dictionary guest editors

Group of pompus cocks who only think that their jokes are funny and take great joy in rejecting peoples definitions and like to get reactions from accepting utterly stupid shit like 3o’clock flop…..i mean that was gay as two dudes fucking.

Urban dictionary guest editor 1=Hey check out this one.
Urban dictionary guest editor 2= lmfao that’s funny as fuck……REJECT it and lets post this stupid one written by a vegan
Urban dictionary guest editor 1 = yeah that will piss the readers off.
Urban dictionary guest editors 2= hahha fuck em
Urban dictionary guest editor 1 = haha yeah like this guy moaning about us…wot wot wot

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016

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