piling stinks

having multiple poo's in one sitting and leaving behind a displeasurable smell that fills the bathroom and sneaks out the door.

brad: where's sam daz?
daz: piling stinks

brad: man I thought I smelt shit!

browning porcelain

taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.

sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol