cup my balls

1. when you try to hold someone's hand by constantly brushing up against it with yours when you're walking

2. not trying to hold someone's hand, but constantly brushing up against it with yours when you're walking

most commonly used to either:

a. scare people

b. embarrass people

c. around friends

1. When I was walking to class with David today, I swear he was trying to cup my balls.

2. Jess, stop doing that, are you trying to cup my balls?!

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clit punt

to take a person, preferably female, and pick her up in the air and punt her in her clitoris as you would do to a soccer ball. most commonly used when mad at someone.

I was so pissed at Jess that I wanted to clit punt her down the hallway.

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