slart-faced

adjective: description of the facial expression of someone who is mardy, annoyed, or angrily disappointed by events. The phrase comes from early 1980's East Midlands (Rutland) slang. Similar to "having a face like a smacked bum".

Sharon got slart-faced when her boyfriend talked to Tina.

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wine flu

a hangover

steve's off sick today with a bad case of wine flu after last night's extended revelry

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crappled

destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.

MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled

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beebing

verb, present participle thereof, the act of calling for ideas from prospective employees, take the best, tell them you're already working on that, release lookalike later

my idea for a high def day in the life of a crab docudrama was total beebing by David Attenborough

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