Josh Blue

winner of season 4 of Last Comic Standing, a hilarious comic who has cerebral palsy which he is able to use to his advantage in his stand-up routines

Ty Barnett was funny, but Josh Blue definitely deserved to win.

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free willie

when you cum on yo bitch's tits

I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.

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chamberlain

to score a 100% on a test, in reference to Wilt Chamberlain's NBA record of 100 points in a single game.

Man i'm gonna Chamberlain this fucking test nigga I studied fo 3 hours.

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mo defs

short for "most definitely" (contrary to popular belief it is NOT mo def, and whoever said that is fucking retarded), used because saying most definitely sounds gay and mo defs sounds cool

Kid 1: dude that girl is so hot
Kid 2: most definitely
Kid 1: wtf
Kid 2: Uhh I mean mo defs
Kid 1: true dat
Kid 3: mo def
Kids 1 and 2: ...
Kid 1: shut up dumbass

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High School Musical

A cheap and blatant disney rip-off of Grease that for some reason a bunch of kids like. So of course disney markets the shit out of it, and 2 sequels are due out. only reason to watch is to see up-and-coming actress/singer Vanessa Anne Hudgens

Loser 1: Dude did you watch High School Musical? I heard it's awesome.

Loser 2: Ya dude it was awesome!!!!

Loser 1: Did you hear they are making sequels?

Loser 2: Ya 2!!! OMG THATS SO AWESOME!!!!!

Non-Loser: Disney is so fucking pathetic they haven't had a single original idea in a decade and all they do is put out sequels because they are money-grubbing bastards who don't care about the quality of their movies.

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ESPN

Eastern Sports and Propaganda Network

Everytime I turn on ESPN they are talking about the Yankees or Patriots or Red Sox or some other gay east coast team, as if the west coast does not exist.

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Demolition Man

A dude who is really good at pounding hot ass

Rick really pounded that chick last night he is a true Demolition Man.

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