debbie

years ago, karen became a star. she grew in fame from her racism, “health issues”, overreacting, entitlement, and more. but did you know that she has a sister? karen’s younger sister deborah, or “debbie”, while showing similar attributes to karen, is trying to been seen as more than just “karen’s little sister”. she has had some trouble in the past, and if you go back to 2014 on her instagram, you might see some of her questionable choices. debbie is a new woman now, and she enjoys speed walking, wine, her 3 children (kinssleigh, graysyn, and fronk), and finding “autumn+jesus crafts” on pinterest. unfortunately, she relapsed in january of 2022, when she called the police on an innocent 1 year old boy, who she claims threatened to “slit her throat”. she is currently working on her recovery, and we hope to see her back at Best Buy, where her job is to complain to HR.

A: “hey, karen!”
B: “ewww, it’s karen”
C: “We hate you karen!”
Debbie: “jokes on you, i’m karen’s little sister, debbie!”
B: “oooh, our bad!”

zussy

the letter z, famous for her roles in “zebra”, “zoo”, and “zendaya”, is just like you, and has a pussy of her own. this is called the “zussy”.

the letter b: “hey, i just frickd z”
the letter m: “noice, how was the xussy?”
the letter b: “real noice… hey wait, did you just say xussy? it’s zussy! damn it, just because x is is xylophone doesn’t mean z doesn’t exist anymore! they have entirely different pussies.”

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