boredrobe

When your wardrobe is getting boring and you're tired of wearing the same outfits. You need retail therapy to update it.

Anne: My clothing just doesn't make me feel sexy anymore. I have a boredrobe.

Laura: I feel ya. Let's go to the mall for some retail therapy!

titty crack

You know... cleavage.

That woman has 5 inches of titty crack showing! A bra might do her a favor. You should not show up at work with all that titty crack showing. Seriously.