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Friday

A day everyone used to look forward to until a 13-year-old came out with a song called Friday and turned the day into a negative connotation. As a result, we now have all these Friday jokes we can't get away from.

Girl 1: "I'm glad it's Friday. Can't wait to go home, sleep, relax and chill with my friends"

Girl 2: "Friday, Friday, gettin down on Friday everybody's lookin forward to the weekend"

Girl 1: "Partyin, Partyin (yeah)"

Girl 2: "Partyin, Partyin (yeah)"

Girl 1: grabs a bat and hits the other person with it "fun, fun, fun, fun" now stop ruining my Friday with this abomination

by distortioncat April 8, 2011

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Biebercopalypse

1. The belief that everything that has happened in the world since Justin Bieber's rise to fame has been because of him.

2. What Nostradamous predictied who would be the anti-chirst.

3. Proof that the world will end on December 21, 2012. (Mayan Calendar)

2009: Do you actually believe Nostradamous and the Mayan Calendar which says the end will be in 2012? Please! Who's this Justin Bieber? Jonas Brothers all day!

2010: OMG look at the disaters we've had in the world. Oh yeah, I have Bieber Fever. I looovvveee him! Jonas Brothers who? T-Shirt TIME!!!!

2011: Another catastrophe in the world and Rebecca Black annoying me with Friday. Oh yeah, Justin Bieber has a new movie. Wait....this is wierd. Ever since Justin Bieber became famous, all these things are happening. Hmm...I wonder if he has something to do with this

2012: OMG the world is ending and it's all because of Justin Bieber. The anti-christ that Nostradamous said would come to destroy and take over. It's Biebercopalypse. SAVE YOURSELVES WHILE YOU CAN!!!!

by distortioncat April 8, 2011

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Bitch Slap

Justin Bieber at any given time and/or date

I'll bitch slap you like I did Justin Bieber

by distortioncat May 3, 2011

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