skunk warp

being so stoned that the time-space continuum appears to be altered. i.e. car headlights leave a trail of light as if going at warp speed, you feel like you're travelling much faster than you actually are.

Blue - 'Are we going really fast?! It feels like we're going really fast!!!'

Red - 'Nah, we're only going 10mph, speed up a bit... How fast does it feel?'

Blue - 'About 40mph! Whoa, I just got caught in a skunk warp!'

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