Bobby Flay

(n.) a braggart, especially in the area of culinary arts

(v.) to add unnecessary amounts of heat/ spice to a dish (in attempt to mask mediocrity)

1. Kayla: "I can't stand that guy, he's such a Bobby Flay."
Melissa: "He's probably just overcompensating because he's a ginge."

2. "I'll pass on the sriracha, you always Bobby Flay the hell out of your macaroni and cheese."

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sauce caddy

(n.) An assortment of Taco Bell sauces artfully arranged in the slats of your automobile's air vents

Chelsea: What the -- goddamn it, I asked for fire sauce, not three milds and medium! Go back around the drive-thru!

Rachel: Calm the fuck down. We still have six packets in the sauce caddy.