Bone Scrubber

A person, male or female, who is so into just sucking c**k rather than being in any real relationship, they are in a constant state of prowling for candidates whenever and wherever they go; yet are very good at hiding the fact around friends (even though they already know anyway).

Guy 1-"Holy shit I think I'm in love, who IS that?"
Guy 2-"You don't wanna mess with that bro, she's just a bone scrubber"
Guy 1-"For realz!?.....I'm goin in!"

Progasm

When you're a total narcissus about your profession and think you're so much better than anyone else at it, it gets you off.

God I love my job, I'm such a success and do it so well it gives me a progasm!

turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

Fap Face

The scrunched up face a guy makes as he faps and edges closer to climax.

I dunno what you're doing in your car dude, but you have fap face.

Flintstone

When a well known person, celebrity or public figure (locally or nationally) dies of a drug overdose, usually by pain meds and alcohol or a bad mixture of drugs.

1. Dude! Don't take those pills with alcohol, you're gonna flintstone!

2. Hey man, whatever happened to _________? I haven't seen him in any movies lately.

Dude, he flintstoned last year.

Aww another one, for realz? Shit man.

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twirl up

1. When a man, gay or straight, gets dressed in drag, either for fun, Halloween, or to professionally attend an event or show as a female impersonator.
2. When a female puts on her best/hottest outfit and an extra layer of special evening makeup to go out clubbing, to be in a show as well or just to be on the prowl.

Guy 1-"uhh, Tim, what's with all the makeup?"
Guy 2- "I have a show tonight so I gotta twirl up and be at the club by 7."

Girl 1-"Girl, what are you doing tonight?"
Girl 2- "I'm gonna twirl up, go out tonight and maybe find me something to warm up my kitty".

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Smexy

some sexy; that animalistic attraction that naturally draws you to someone to the point of wanting to jump their bones the second you lay eyes on them; some people have it, some don't

Wow dude, check her out, now that is just smexy!!

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