WTFIWWY

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Person 1: I pooped in the sink again
Person 2: WTFIWWY!?!

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puppy butt

Descriptor of the skin on the back of a freshly shaved head, where the skull meets the spine. Length of hair may be approximately 1 to 6 millimeters, but may also apply to bicced heads.

Whew, Bill just got a haircut and he's got a mad case of puppy butt.

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devilmath

1. Arithmetic operations which, through the use of unholy, evil magic, produce wondrous (but nefarious) numbers.

2. Programmatic calculations in arcane financial applications which cannot be duplicated using conventional math.

1. Calc III

2. Boss: "How'd you come up with that number?"
Programmer: "I don't know, whoever wrote this app was doing some trippy devilmath to come up with it. I'll need two weeks to figure it out."
Boss: "Does that count time you spend playing Tetris?"
Programmer: "Six weeks."