Turducken

A euphemism for a giant shit. The kind of shit you pass while constipated. In the literal sense, a Turducken is a chicken, stuffed into a duck, stuffed into a turkey. In the shitting sense, its a big shit, stuffed into a bigger shit, stuffed into a giant shit. For men, this is the closest we'll ever get to experiencing child birth.

I haven't shat in three days, I can't wait to pass this turducken.

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Flux capacitor

combination of Red Bull and Jager. also known as a Jager-bomb. the combination of these drinks makes Time Travel (blacking out) possible.

Bartender give me a Flux capacitor (no bartender knows this name for a drink.....yet)

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dursh

Combination of a Douche and Fred Durst. And since Fred Durst is the ultimate Douche, then calling someone a Dursh is basically calling the biggest Douche Bag ever.

"check out that guy in the Sweater-Vest, He's such a Dursh!"
, "My ATV got so much air on that jump" - "Whatever Dursh!"

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