Maartje

1) Jumps through the room like a kangaroo on coffee. High chance of hitting head. Extremely high chance of shaking impressive booty. Keep bandages close to prevent blood induced barfing.

2) A person who can go from John Cena to Samson in under two seconds.

3) The sweetest gangster you can find.

"Pff... easy, I can do that with my eyes closed."
"You're bluffing, you're such a Maartje"
**Actually pulls it off**