LIFE

In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.

1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?

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bush shwacker

An offensive that does not beat around the bush.

I can't figure out if the UAV or the ICBM is the true bush shwacker.

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battle axe

Across the lands known to be a brutal legend is a musician who rocks so hard the music from his guitar transforms that very instrument to a weapon of mentality used to convey his band's metal fury lyrics.

Jack Black whips shitties all over his battle axe in the band Tenacious D.

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fuel mule

1.) Any transportation device that consumes petrol and hauls you cargo.
2.) General Purpose (GP) vehicles that can assist if and when natural disaster occurs.

1.) Mom took the fuel mule to the grocery store and brought home food.
2.) I sure hope my neighbors have a fuel mule because when the shit hits the fan I'm fucked.

tongue lash

1.) Act of cunnilingus.
2.) Kissing cousins.
3.) Pussy whipped.
4.) Boil it down.
5.) Scissor incision.

1.) He was munching the beaver slapping his tongue around.
2.) I open toilet stall door and catch Johnny teaching Sady how to wipe her bottom.
3.) That boy only gets kisses he is so pussy whipped.

4.) When I boil it down I teach you a lesson.

5.) I'd like to tongue lash you with my wet pink tongue lash and I smell like a lizard.

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ciderhouse rules

When finances allow for one of two options for beverage drinking lifestyle choices. Usually determined by the college student to remind time of day. Qualities include knowing the difference between costly true refreshment and discount vacation in a quality glass bottle. Other factors include location such as quickie mart versus classy grocery store with thirst quenching desire being the driving force. Types of people forced to confront this often don't really have the right to choose.

1.) The salty dog bum begging for change outside the quickie mart knows ciderhouse rules make a 64 oz Mickey's Malt Liquor is his best choice.
2.) The yes man father lost in the grocery store hopes the similac is in the isle next to where the Woodchuck six packs are and believe the store manager should make sure of it.

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snowball sandwich

When a full bodied gal gives me a BJ and kisses me my load where I proceed to give her an oral vaginal injection with my straw curled tongue shooter.

That lady in the 4 inch stilettos really needs a snowball sandwich.

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