Time Bomber

A extremely anal person who constantly takes crap from others or endures abuse while very slowly becoming angry (tic-tocing) and then without warning explodes and goes completely psycho.

Watch out! Ann is starting to tick, she's a time bomber and has a slow fuse but I don't want to be anywhere near her when she explodes!

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right or left?

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first

I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?

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Amigamor

noun: a-mi-ga-moor, a combination of two spanish words that describe a person who is both a friend and lover. (friend with benefits) amiga-friend & amor-lover

"We've been friends for a long time and I feel it's time we became intimate. Will you be my Amigamor?

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Case

A man with a big beer belly.

Yo I got six-pack abs you just have to drink the first 18 cans to see it!

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miss observant

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead

Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway

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Where you at?

ebonics: the uneducated way of asking "where are you". an urban expression that is usually spoken on the telephone to determine someone's location. This expression has been used for years in the hood and has been around long before cell phones existed.

"hello"
Hi Girl what's up?
"Where you at?

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Shmendrik

A real jerk, an idiot, a dumbass, someone who is clueless.

no more room in this car wait for the next damn train you Shmendrik.

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