Webster Diving

Flipping through a dictionary — preferably without looking — and sticking your finger onto the page to arrive at a random word. Can also be done online via touchpad. Useful when naming a band, blog, pet, or in the case of Brooklyn hipsters, human newborns. Other acceptable forms are Webster Dived or Webster-dove.

"Dude, we totally went Webster Diving all last night writing my concrete poetry tat."

Adorrible

Adorable yet horrible.

Making me look at all your iPhone pictures of your adorable baby/pet/weekend chalet is excruciating after one day, but after three days has become adorrible.