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when two males go on a backpacking trip together
James: Have you seen Rob today?
Dave: Remember? He went brokepacking with Jeremiah today.
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the junior version of guy points. these are points awarded for performing regular boy tasks like catching a frog, stomping on an ant pile, or getting a black eye. there is no such thing as girl points, but a girl can earn boy points for doing something a boy would do.
the movie "stand by me" is the gold standard for how to earn boy points. Gordy, Teddy, Chris and Vern all have enough boy points to last a lifetime.
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The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.
I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?
points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.
We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.
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when 2 buddies have a steamy bromance over their favorite football team, the Denver Broncos of course.
Dave: So i really miss Cutler. Man, I had a serious man crush on him.
Phil: I know, and i heard Victor broke off his Broncomance with you because you hate the new coach.
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Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
(Resubmitting, because i used the wrong pseudonym, used drmaestas but should've been just dmaestas, please correct thanks!)
Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
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