junkie parlay

A bet made by a degenerate gambler to cover losses from previous bets. The odds are usually highly against a winning out come for the gambler and if so, the payout is much larger than the risk.

I lost a G to the dog because the sox lost last night... so I put in like three junkie parlays on west coast games late last night.

chuckie

A chuckie is a local guy that likes to hang out and crack jokes.

I was in the locker room this morning after playing basketball and there a bunch of chuckies tellin' stories about the Beer Garden last night.

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bobby

1. A chuckie who is always thirsty for beers and down to drink 'em with his buddies.

2. A chuckie who makes sure if his buddy is thirsty that he has plenty of cold ones to quench that thirst.

I was going to lay low last night, but my roommate was being such a bobby that I ended up getting shitfaced and fell asleep on the floor.

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degenerate junkie scramble

A last minute effort to cover at lest the risk amount of what looks to be a losing bet. When a single or series junkie parlay bets don't look like they're going to pay out, a gambler does degenerate junkie scramble. This involves frantically betting on late night sporting events without conducting any substantial research at all.

degenerate gambler A: why is the account balance so low?
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful