Fwwwwppshhh!

Noun - phonetic spelling of the sound made when cracking a frosty cold one. Indicates the tab pull and cracking tin (fwwwwpp) on a beer can followed by the sweet effervesce of the fizzy beer inside (shhhhh).

<texting friend> Damn, what a day.. Old man Leland's really bustin' my hump over these reports.

Ah well, it's five O'Clock somewhere! Ammmiright?? Fwwwwppshhh!!

Christie Brinkley'd

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.

"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."

rong-aid

a knock-off version of the Rite-Aid Pharmacy. Instead of prices being high and niggas are ugly as hell, they go to Walgreens and they cal them rong-aid.

Fuck going to the rite-aid. We are spending our money at the rong-aid. Mum, please dispose of the rite-aid papers in the rubbish. Keep the rong-aid, though.

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