keep fucking that chicken

It's what you say to a meteorologist after they announce the forecast.

Or in any and all situations ever.

"It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast"
"I guess that's me"
"Keep fucking that chicken"

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Delicify

To make a delicious taste in your mouth

I need something to delicify my mouth, it tastes like the tooth fairy shat in my mouth.

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