facelies

A comment or action which amounts to someone or something lying to your face

Friend: 'Dude, I had a threesome with your sister last night'
You: 'Dude, that's facelies'
<OR>
You (when using a PLaystation): 'DAMMIT, I hit that button - stupid game keeps facelying me'

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itchy britches

the person that is constantly at war with their itchy genitals- usually in public places such as the office or work place. Often tried to be concealed by way of going to town through the pocket or under a desk/table.

"Did you see itchy britches sratching herself and smell her fingers at the lunch table today"?

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