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trash etiquette

The question whether you are allowed to put your trash into your neighbor's trash bin after they have wheeled it out for collection.

Normally a neighbor's trash bin already wheeled out for collection is fair game. However proper etiquette is that your trash should not smell and be secured in a strong bag, so as not to stink out their bin.

Tim: Hey Joan, we've got some extra trash this week - I notice Graham's already put out his bin - you reckon he'd mind?

Joan: As long as you use proper trash etiquette.

by doc brown June 9, 2007

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


blow

Verb. (Australian country colloquialism) To pause or rest; take a break from an arduous or mundane task.

Hey Al, you've been drying those dishes for a while now. You wanna blow?

by doc brown September 1, 2007

53πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


State of Origin

A series of 3 Rugby League games held each year in Australia between teams from New South Wales and Queensland.

Started in 1980, the series has achieved legendary status and is now the showpiece of world rugby league. Teams are selected from the best players in the NRL, based on where the players played their junior rugby league. As a result the matches are usually filled with exciting plays, individual brilliance and memorable tries.

A similar concept was attempted by the AFL during the 1980's but failed dismally.

SOO (abbrev.) Individual matches are referred to as SOO1, SOO2 and SOO3.

Hey Davo, do you remember that Mark Coyne try in State Of Origin '94? What a ripper!

by doc brown June 23, 2007

60πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


vettel

(verb) To knock your teammate out of a Formula 1 race by veering into him on purpose, when you're running 1-2. Usually happens because you are jealous of his previous victories and are sick of seeing him to finish on the podium.

Did you see that? Lewis Hamilton almost vettelled Jenson Button.

by doc brown May 30, 2010

95πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž


depoop

Verb. To remove a prawn's digestive system during the shell peeling process.

A prawn (or shrimp) will normally shit itself when it realises it has just been thrown into boiling water or on a barbecue. Therefore after the prawn is cooked, and you peel off the shell, you will find a string of black stuff running down its back. This can be easily removed by digging the index finger in just behind its head, grabbing the black string-like thing and pulling down towards the tail. This is commonly known as "depooping".

Hey, did you depoop this prawn? I see black stuff !!

by doc brown June 6, 2007

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Fat Chick Syndrome

The tendency for overweight females to be surly, moody, nasty and bitchy, thereby rendering them even more unattractive than what they physically are.

"Hey Joe, what's with Michelle? She won't talk to me. I don't care that she's fat and all."

"Mate, it's a classic case of Fat Chick Syndrome."

by doc brown August 26, 2009

32πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


movie elbow

The visible bruises and inherent soreness one gets in the elbow region after fighting with the person sitting next to them in the cinema over who has resting rights to the common armrest.

"The cinema was soooo crowded I had to sit next to this big dude who hogged the whole freaking armrest. Check out my movie elbow man."

by doc brown May 25, 2007

31πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž