blarfy

The made up word my fucking wife uses for morning sickness.

I told you I was blarfy. get the fuck out of here. Can't you go fuck your hand or something?

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The Larry Tate

When a man smears his ejaculate on a partner's upper lip.

This gives the recipient what amounts to an old man's white moustache, (eg. Larry Tate from Bewitched)

Bonus points are given if the recipient twitches their nose like Samantha afterwards.

She always has me finish on her chin, but today I gave her the Larry Tate. Yep, the old man's white moustache!

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