scrope

To scoop and grope someone simultaneously

I scroped surub so hard he became permanently scarred and had to undergo counseling

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Surub

There are three signs that signal the approach of the Surub
1. The lights will flicker on and off
2. The phone will ring, and no one will be there
3. A ghostly bus will arrive
He opens the door and approaches the counter... and then, he scropes you!

I was so scared of the Surub I wet my pants.

16👍 2👎

grondle

to grind grip and fondle someone all at the same time
Often causes blue balls

Dude that chick grondled me so hard last night my balls are still sore

16👍 6👎