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Default Date

Default date is not at the beginning of August when the US runs out of money as most people think. It's actually more of a "guys night out" form of male bonding.

The Default Date is when Boehner invites Cantor out to dinner and a movie at the end of July 2011 instead of working on the budget.

by docsterx July 31, 2011

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PolLunatic fringe

PolLunatic Fringe - those candidates for office who only have a vague contact with reality.

Palin, Santorum and Bachmann are so out of touch with reality they're charter members of the PolLunatic Fringe.

by docsterx June 28, 2011

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Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 2, 2011

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Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 2, 2011

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gaymate

One partner in a pair of married gays.

"Hi, I'm Jim and I'd like to introduce you to my gaymate, Bob."

Jim and Bob used to be just playmates. Since they got married, they're gaymates now.

by docsterx June 26, 2011

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Soreface area

Amount of someone's head that is aching and injured after an unsuccessful fight.

Have you seen Brian? He got into a fight in a bar and lost. Now his head has a huge soreface area.

by docsterx July 7, 2011

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Powerful pause

A long period of silence or confused babble in response to a simple question. Done to allow the person to come up with some kind of desperate, plausible response.

Denoting that the Republican presidential candidate has no clue how to answer the question except to use one of the Republican's stock phrases like "President Obama did it wrong." Also known as brain fart, senior moment, Santorum Stumble, Michele Melt-down, Gingrich Gaffe, Mitt Muddle, a Rick Rest-period, etc.

When the Herminator got asked about his possible inappropriate sexual behavior with former female staffers in the National restaurant Association, he got really quiet for a long time. Then he said, "I thought they wanted me to hold the pepperoni!" Later he called that a "powerful pause."

by docsterx November 24, 2011

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